The censors actually let "Blood and Guts in High School" thru, dirty pixtures and all. Sarge and I are halfway done thanks for sending it and the cookies too which were... edible.
I miss you, you lazy unpatriotic commie bastard. Newsweek sez you're corrupting the youth. Give 'em hell, they prob'ly can't tell the difference.
Hot wet deep french kisses (sarge made me write that). I do love you, heaven knows why.