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This Did Not Happen

That's right America, the moment has come! We're not gonna sit back and let some slimeball third-world dictator rape an innocent country! We're NOT gonna let him take our oil! He's not gonna threaten our Way of Life! We ARE gonna fight back! [THUMP! SLAM! and a Captain Outrageous coffee mug tumbles off the anchor desk]

This is the Hulkster coming to you from the Command Center in Atlanta, asking all the Champions of Freedom to stand with us! Get your flags and your yellow ribbons, get out in the street and Support Our Troops!

Our cause is just! We may take some cheap hits in this fight but WE WILL PREVAIL. Isn't that right, Sergeant Slaughter?

U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

[Fade Up National Anthem & All Affiliates Stand By]

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